Ninja Turtles Singing? Oprah? Is This A Fever Dream?

In the same government warehouse where things like The Ark of The Covenant and Dick Cheney's Old Heart reside, someone unearthed this VHS copy of That One Time When The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were On Oprah.   This...is that episode.   And if this doesn't inspire about 70 poems, you may be dead inside.